ABOUT THE OUTFIT:
I literally wear this outfit so much... My friends tell me that I look like a sailor baby when I do wear it. I'm always finding ways to spice up this dress in order that it doesn't look too boring, you know?, so I usually find, like, patterned no collar tops to wear over it. This is definitely one of my favorite dresses, no hands down. The only thing is that when I ordered this dress, I didn't see that the material was polyester... One can't just wear polyester in Louisiana (except in winter), so it was pretty hard for me to wear it, sadly. (and it's a little too big/long for my tastes) BUT AGAINST ALL THE ODDS, I WILL WEAR THIS DRESS, haha.
So a couple of days ago, one of my friends from school, Hanna, walked into French class late (by around thirty minutes or so), and my friend Byron and I decided that we should take into our hands to figure out what was going on*, and I just found it to be about the funniest thing ever--I was brought to tears. Here's part of the dialogue:
(Hanna walks in)
BYRON: WHERE WERE YOU?
ME: WERE YOU DOING DRUGS? IS THAT IT?
BYRON: Look, Hanna, we're not coming down on you.
ME: If you want to do drugs, that's your choice, but I'd like to tell you something, missy. Whenever you smoke your marijuana, make sure to roll your own joint. You don't want someone to crush up roofies into your joints, okay? That's not okay, so.
BYRON: Yea, and if you're going to ship around drugs, don't use FedEx.
ME: and definitely don't ship out of the country. I DO NOT NEED Customs going through our mail to find coke you've sold over the internet, okay? I DO NOT WANT THE FBI AT OUR HOUSE EVER AGAIN, okay? THEY'VE BEEN THERE TOO MANY TIMES, okay?
BYRON: Your mother has gone through a lot. Also, do not put Anthrax into the mail, alright, just don't ship it.
ME: And if you want to run a meth lab, run your meth lab, but DO NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES sell meth out of MY HOUSE.
BYRON: If you ship Anthrax, you just might end up on the beach somewhere selling grilled cheeses to pay for your box on the street.
*Disclaimer: Hanna is not on drugs, and there is literally no reason Byron and I should know so much about drugs, and this is purely an anecdote that I find incredibly hilarious.
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